Service Rates T-Shirt Size:2XL breathable cotton for the socially

breathable cotton for the socially allergic and conversationally unavailable

and breathable

This tee is for those who smile through the existential dread

In short: it’s the dirty word list you’ve been waiting to wear

Service Rates T-Shirt Size:2XL breathable cotton for the sociallyThis sarcastic t shirt turns basic human interaction into a full pricing chart, complete with escalating service rates for dealing with nonsense. Styled like a bold industrial sign, the design lays out exactly what it costs to tolerate stupidity, repeat yourself, or stay polite longer than necessary. Its dry humor, emotional exhaustion, and anti social energy wrapped into one brutally relatable graphic tee. Made from soft, lightweight, breathable