Nobody Likes A Filthy Oar Comfort Colors Tee Size:XL Everyone wants you to slow

Everyone wants you to slow down but you weren’t even going fast

Illustration of a chunky orange tabby cat rolling on its back with a satisfied expression

White retro marquee text reading "LET’S ALL GO TO THE UPSIDE DOWN" above a red and teal scene of a kid on a bicycle on a road with a house

Golden-yellow ink illustration of a vintage cowgirl mid-kick

Nobody Likes A Filthy Oar Comfort Colors Tee Size:XL Everyone wants you to slowIts about boats. Obviously. Definitely about boats. Keep your oars clean and your mind out of the gutter. Or dont. Your call. The Details: Teal text reading "Nobody Likes A Filthy Oar" with a teal illustration of a pin up mermaid on a beach between two palm trees. Nautical double entendre humor in a single color vintage beach print style. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for vintage vibes). Style: Unisex Relaxed fit