Half Ass Jingler Tee Color:Ash Red and coral retro text

Red and coral retro text reading "SWEET BUT TWISTED" with a vintage pin-up in a red Santa bodysuit with green bow and green gloves

and a dry heat that makes everything feel like a personal attack

You’re not lazy

1932" with an orange illustration of a cowboy riding a jackalope through a desert landscape with saguaro cacti

Half Ass Jingler Tee Color:Ash Red and coral retro textYou put on one earring, called it festive, and poured wine by noon. Thats not laziness. Thats efficiency. Youre doing the holidays at exactly the effort level they deserve. The Details: A donkey wearing jingle bells and a Santa hat in red and green ink with text reading "HALF ASS JINGLER." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (relaxed fit). Material: Super soft 100% Airlume ring spun combed cotton. (Heather styles: 52 48 cotton poly blend).