Half Ass Jingler Long Sleeve Tee Size:S There’s a very specific type

There’s a very specific type of woman who sees a man in boots and immediately loses all critical thinking skills

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You go on walks to see if that one house on the corner is actually haunted or just has bad landscaping

Retro script lettering in yellow ink reads "Adios Bitchachos" with a vintage distressed texture throughout the design

Half Ass Jingler Long Sleeve Tee Size:S There’s a very specific typeYou put on one earring, called it festive, and poured wine by noon. Thats not laziness. Thats efficiency. Youre doing the holidays at exactly the effort level they deserve. The Details: A donkey wearing jingle bells and a Santa hat in red and green ink with text reading "HALF ASS JINGLER." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck. Material: 100% Airlume ring spun combed cotton. (Heather styles: