Salem Social Club Sweatshirt 4th of July You didn’t survive middle school

You didn’t survive middle school to be scared of some interdimensional flower-faced nightmare

It’s about boats

You’ve said "I’m fine" four hundred times this week and you have not been fine once

It’s not a complaint

Salem Social Club Sweatshirt 4th of July You didn’t survive middle schoolYou would have absolutely been accused in 1692. Not because of witchcraft. Because youre opinionated, you live alone by choice, and you have a suspicious number of cats. Thats literally all it took. The bar for persecution was lower than your bar for texting back. Welcome to the club. The Details: Black vintage script reads "Salem Social Club" with a pin up witch sitting on a pumpkin with a broom, a black cat, a bat, and stars. Includes "Est. 1692"