Town Drunk Women's V-Neck Tee Surf Company You're not supposed to be

You're not supposed to be here

the founders called it something like Boopschmaddle because they thought it would help them get a better valuation from the VC firms and now you're embarrassed to wear their company merch

The doomsday cult thinking basically goes

this is only a joke and nobody would actually wear this shirt while engaging in any illicit activity

Town Drunk Women's V-Neck Tee Surf Company You're not supposed to beIf you're going to do it, why not lean into it. Also, a good excuse to just go get really drunk. Say you're, like, a method actor or something. Product features Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity. Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for lasting wear. Double needle stitching ensures durability and longevity. Crafted from 100% cotton for a smooth and strong fabric. Semi fitted design for a flattering silhouette. Care instructions Machine