Happy Fat Pants Day Long Sleeve Tee Size:M " A crystal ball with

" A crystal ball with green flames is held by hands with red painted nails

Retro illustration of a partially husked ear of corn with golden kernels and green husk in full color

and a dry heat that makes everything feel like a personal attack

You knew exactly what you were reading and you didn’t even flinch

Happy Fat Pants Day Long Sleeve Tee Size:M " A crystal ball withYou wore real pants to Thanksgiving exactly once and you still talk about it like a war story. Never again. This is a stretchy waistband holiday and you will defend that truth with your entire being. Buttons are for quitters. The Details: Yellow and orange retro block text reading "HAPPY FAT PANTS DAY" arched around a golden roasted turkey on a yellow platter. Artwork in yellow and orange vintage style. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve