Ho to the Third Tee Color:Heather Kelly A green cowboy elf swinging

A green cowboy elf swinging a lasso made of red Christmas light bulbs with "HOWDY" inside the lasso loop

You’re not just warm

White retro marquee text reading "LET’S ALL GO TO THE UPSIDE DOWN" above a red and teal scene of a kid on a bicycle on a road with a house

You watched one true crime documentary and now you check behind the shower curtain every time you go to the bathroom

Ho to the Third Tee Color:Heather Kelly A green cowboy elf swingingYou didnt just say it once. You didnt even say it twice. You went full mathematical proof on the holiday greeting. This is what happens when the smart friend gets festive. The Details: Large white serif text reading "HO" with a superscript "3" (HO cubed) in clean white ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (relaxed fit). Material: Super soft 100% Airlume ring spun combed cotton. (Heather styles: 52 48 cotton poly blend). Sizing: Please