Get In My Belly Tee funny You didn’t grow up in

You didn’t grow up in a small town

Red and yellow outlined text reading "Smoke Show" with a vintage pin-up cowgirl in a white bikini and white cowboy boots sitting on a blue bomb with a lit fuse and billowing smoke cloud

People call you sweet and you let them believe it

with "WISHABITCH WOODS" in bold western block lettering below

Get In My Belly Tee funny You didn’t grow up inYouve been carb loading since October and calling it "preparation." Your Thanksgiving strategy isnt about pacing yourself. Its about dominance. First plate is a warm up. Second plate is a statement. Third plate is a lifestyle choice youve already made peace with. The Details: Red retro text reading "Get In My" above large red retro text reading "Belly." A vintage cowgirl in a yellow hat, red plaid shirt, and blue jeans lassoing an orange turkey.