I Put Out For Santa Comfort Colors Tank Top Color:Crimson Illustration of a horse rearing

Illustration of a horse rearing up on hind legs while juggling red balls

Zero apologies

White text reads "shake shake shake senora" with a vintage pin-up woman in a green dress dancing

The official mascot for repressed anger

I Put Out For Santa Comfort Colors Tank Top Color:Crimson Illustration of a horse rearingEvery December you announce this to a room full of relatives and somehow nobody blinks. Context is the most powerful force on earth. You just weaponized a plate of cookies and you know exactly what youre doing. The Details: White bold text reading "I PUT OUT FOR SANTA" with a glass of milk and chocolate chip cookies on a white plate in white, brown, and cream ink. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for vintage vibes).