Christmas Cookies Long Sleeve Tee Color:Heather Mauve The ultimate flex

The ultimate flex

White retro text reading "Get In Loser" and "We’re Goin’ Nowhere" above a white skeleton lounging in a coffin

no "I’ll just have water

Text reads "I’m Not Big On Social Graces" in bold blue western-style lettering

Christmas Cookies Long Sleeve Tee Color:Heather Mauve The ultimate flexYou told yourself youd only eat one. Then you told yourself that lie four more times. Your holiday baking isnt a tradition. Its a hostage situation between you and a sheet pan. Nobody is coming to save you. The frosting won. The Details: Retro style gingerbread cookie illustrations with frosting details in red and green "CHRISTMAS COOKIES" vintage lettering with a classic holiday color palette. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit