Dear Santa Cowboy Hoodie Size:M You were raised feral in

You were raised feral in the woods with zero supervision and honestly it explains a lot

Your thighs have their own gravitational pull and your attitude has its own restraining order

A snarling wildcat face illustrated in gold and yellow wears a pink cowboy hat at center

White art styled as an emergency sign box reading "IN CASE OF VAMPIRE" with a stick figure vampire being staked through the heart

Dear Santa Cowboy Hoodie Size:M You were raised feral inYour Christmas list has gotten progressively more unhinged every year. At this point Santa reads your letter and forwards it to a therapist. You dont need gifts. You need a man who texts back and a horse that doesnt judge you. The Details: Cowboy Santa illustration with a lasso in distressed red "DEAR SANTA" western style lettering, accented with star details in a vintage holiday color palette. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double