Some Disassembly Required [Happy Holidays] God Each creature you control can

Each creature you control can block an additional creature each combat

you may have that creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked

Empyrial Tactician enters the battlefield or a creature you control deals combat damage to a player

They found something far greater

Some Disassembly Required [Happy Holidays] God Each creature you control canSet: Happy Holidays Type: Enchantment Rarity: Mythic Cost: {B} {B}, Sacrifice a creature: Distribute the sacrificed creature's keyword abilities among any number of other target creatures until end of turn. If it's December, you gain 1 life for each of those keywords. Now all they needed was a jolly, happy soul.